好吃的草莓园雪糕

昨天心情郁闷想吃雪糕，还得是草莓味的才行。午餐过后还有时间，和同事去吃雪糕。
雪糕店名叫"udders"（牛乳），因为他们要证明他们的雪糕是用直接从牛儿那里得到的牛奶所制成的，就是要表示很新鲜啦。
干脆地点了strawberry field， 酸酸甜甜每一口都吃到草莓籽。
果然很新鲜很好吃。但是single scoope 的价钱就是我一个午餐的价格了。
在雪糕店的桌上看到这个，这里还蛮适合无聊的上班族的，吃着雪糕看着无聊好笑的文字，告诉自己就不要郁闷了吧。

TRADITION CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but! you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows ; none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-beh and one cow-bu.